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31.10 Stuttgart, Germany
Again, Gregor's parents provide us with a good breakfast, good folks, how could they ever put someone like him on this planet? Anyways, we're going to stuttgart.
Today we play at this Halloween party and it was going to be huge as heard. We spend the afternoon drinking koffee, talking to Christophe as we watch the people decorate the hall. I feel like total crap today, all the refreshmants from the last two weeks might have something to with it. Shortly after the door open the place is full! There's a capcity of 300 but somehow they managed to get in more then 500 people. Crazy.
As EGST plays their set the dance floor turns into a warzone. All of Stuttgart's huge, tattooed toughguys came out tonight to spread some danger over the people. Very entertaining specialy all the goodlooking women all over the place, dressed as cat women, nurses, hookers...oh my god! Between EGST's show and The monsters Scummy brings me some cocktails, damn that shit makes me wanna puke again! The Monsters rock as always but the going gets tough in the front rows, to much people jammed in there and some heads got busted! Nothing serious tough. After the show i take the responsebillity to watch over the equiptment but i soon find my self sleeping between some marshalls and gibsons. Yeah, i'm a bad ass rock n roll motherfucker!
About 5 in the morning we're able to get our shit back in the van and we drive of to some guy's house we're we almost fall into a coma. Gregor, finds himself a cosy sleeping place next to the guy in bed, yeah, that's the german way, just invade!!

01.11 Wiesbaden, Germany
Great place, cool shows, great food, strange women! The guys from Darmstadt came down to see us and some drunken guy wants to hook me up to his sister in law. The girl runs away. The party afterwards is cool, specialy the girls with the wide eyes that freaks us all out, goddammit, at first she's funny, but after a while she 's scary.
I mean, she looks nice but she keeps on staring at us with these eyes, i almost called a priest and threw some holy water on the chick. But anyways, tomorow is the last day wich realy sucks!

02.11 Aarau, Switzerland
Yup last day. Now first of all let me tell you this, Switzerland is a country that gets two thumbs up. The food, the hospitality well just about anything besides it's crappy bands it's wonderfull.
And again, at the club we get treated like kings! Tonight's also the night of the battle! A battle between evil and even more evil. Yes my friends who haven't been a witness to this event, this was the night of total rock overdrive. One stage, two bands with each member uglier than the other. 3 drummers, 4 guitar players, 2 bass players and a stuntman. oh yes the tention in the air made girls wheep and grown men faint.
After flipping a coin one of the two could start with their most rocking song both bands with some extra cards up their sleeves. Trying to top each other in moves, to songs to playing adjusted songs from eachother.
The defenit highlite in my opinion was the Monsters own version of Ozzy's hit "I'm a dreamer" ( a song that's stuck in my head since day one of the tour and for wich i'm now in therapy, thanx guys) and both bands doing a version of" Motorheads We are the road crew "with Pumi and Scummy taking care of the vocals. Offcourse each band rocked anyway but you allready knew that, didn't you? But unfortunatly it was goodbye time for some of the Monsters, yeah unfortunatly! Now they had the chance to run! Run far away from those Belgian bastards.
And for the rest it was hip hop time some floors down. Yes my friends, i know there goes our rock credibility.
But hey, atleast we teached those Swiss homeboys how to breakdance and filled their ears with terrible stories from life in the hood in Belgium. Oh yeah, we witnessed some pimp smack his bitch up also. And so the tour ended, and we could go home, back to misery and the pit of hell, Belgium. It's an Illusion!!

 

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