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31.10 Stuttgart, Germany
Again, Gregor's parents provide us with a good breakfast, good folks,
how could they ever put someone like him on this planet? Anyways,
we're going to stuttgart.
Today we play at this Halloween party and it was going to be huge
as heard. We spend the afternoon drinking koffee, talking to Christophe
as we watch the people decorate the hall. I feel like total crap
today, all the refreshmants from the last two weeks might have something
to with it. Shortly after the door open the place is full! There's
a capcity of 300 but somehow they managed to get in more then 500
people. Crazy.
As EGST plays their set the dance floor turns into a warzone. All
of Stuttgart's huge, tattooed toughguys came out tonight to spread
some danger over the people. Very entertaining specialy all the
goodlooking women all over the place, dressed as cat women, nurses,
hookers...oh my god! Between EGST's show and The monsters Scummy
brings me some cocktails, damn that shit makes me wanna puke again!
The Monsters rock as always but the going gets tough in the front
rows, to much people jammed in there and some heads got busted!
Nothing serious tough. After the show i take the responsebillity
to watch over the equiptment but i soon find my self sleeping between
some marshalls and gibsons. Yeah, i'm a bad ass rock n roll motherfucker!
About 5 in the morning we're able to get our shit back in the van
and we drive of to some guy's house we're we almost fall into a
coma. Gregor, finds himself a cosy sleeping place next to the guy
in bed, yeah, that's the german way, just invade!!
01.11 Wiesbaden, Germany
Great place, cool shows, great food, strange women! The guys from
Darmstadt came down to see us and some drunken guy wants to hook
me up to his sister in law. The girl runs away. The party afterwards
is cool, specialy the girls with the wide eyes that freaks us all
out, goddammit, at first she's funny, but after a while she 's scary.
I mean, she looks nice but she keeps on staring at us with these
eyes, i almost called a priest and threw some holy water on the
chick. But anyways, tomorow is the last day wich realy sucks!
02.11 Aarau, Switzerland
Yup last day. Now first of all let me tell you this, Switzerland
is a country that gets two thumbs up. The food, the hospitality
well just about anything besides it's crappy bands it's wonderfull.
And again, at the club we get treated like kings! Tonight's also
the night of the battle! A battle between evil and even more evil.
Yes my friends who haven't been a witness to this event, this was
the night of total rock overdrive. One stage, two bands with each
member uglier than the other. 3 drummers, 4 guitar players, 2 bass
players and a stuntman. oh yes the tention in the air made girls
wheep and grown men faint.
After flipping a coin one of the two could start with their most
rocking song both bands with some extra cards up their sleeves.
Trying to top each other in moves, to songs to playing adjusted
songs from eachother.
The defenit highlite in my opinion was the Monsters own version
of Ozzy's hit "I'm a dreamer" ( a song that's stuck in
my head since day one of the tour and for wich i'm now in therapy,
thanx guys) and both bands doing a version of" Motorheads We
are the road crew "with Pumi and Scummy taking care of the
vocals. Offcourse each band rocked anyway but you allready knew
that, didn't you? But unfortunatly it was goodbye time for some
of the Monsters, yeah unfortunatly! Now they had the chance to run!
Run far away from those Belgian bastards.
And for the rest it was hip hop time some floors down. Yes my friends,
i know there goes our rock credibility.
But hey, atleast we teached those Swiss homeboys how to breakdance
and filled their ears with terrible stories from life in the hood
in Belgium. Oh yeah, we witnessed some pimp smack his bitch up also.
And so the tour ended, and we could go home, back to misery and
the pit of hell, Belgium. It's an Illusion!!
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